Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Cool and Comfortable Catalog Item #70

Sympathetic Regurgitation Beaver

Everyone likes beavers! And for those times when you need to bring up some badly cooked food and just can't retch right, try our Sympathetic Regurgitation Beaver. Just insert the beaver into your mouth and pray the little fella doesn't do any permanent damage! Specially grown in the Peruvian jungles of Mars Penal Colony, these beavers get the job done!

Just $44.95, comes in Large, Extra Large and Way Too Large.