Friday, March 24, 2006

Cool and Comfortable Catalog Item #45

Rountrees Attachment Worm

Its hard to look different in this world of boring fashions, so why not, after applying your make-up, apply a Rountrees Attachment Worm to your face. You'll be the talk of the town with a five foot red worm hanging from your eyeball!
For the daring fashionista, try the Critical Talking Worm. It will give honest shopping opinions when your husband, partner or significant other is staring at the ceiling and mumbling about it being time for lunch.
eg "You look like a fucking disgrace you mindless trollope; get a damn life and read a book or go to the art gallery."